A Distinctive Taste

pleatsareforlovers:

My reaction to Ashton Kutcher’s 10 Style Commandments

#1 - “Always roll up your sleeves to give the impression you’re working.” Is that what you tell Demi?

#2 Agreed

#3 I think you can have little pieces of flair as long as they don’t overpower the overall aesthetic. Adhering to absolutes is the wrong way to approach personal style.

#4 Shorts count as flair? What?! I get the point, but no. Shush.

#5 Half tuck unless you’re wearing a suit because it looks stuffy. Really?! Really. I’m sorry, since when does not looking like a slob/Abercrombie model look stuffy? This is an asinine rule. That makes absolutely zero sense. Tuck your shirt in, look like a grown ass man and stop pretending you’re in college.

#6 Agreed with the same caveat

#7 I hate logos, but polos almost always have ‘em. *kanye shrug*

#8 Agreed - but make sure you’ve done a few pushups

#9 Mm…on the fence about this one. Depends what kind of girl you’re trying to impress.

#10 Agreed.

Overall? Ashton Kutcher is an idiot. Some of these rules are so utterly off base and it bothers me young men will listen to this dolt and take his word as the Bible.

Little known actual commandment: #11 Thou shalt not listen to Ashton Kutcher, unless ye desire to be smote by the hands of God

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